On a scale of 1-Procrastination...: Archive

May 4th

May 1st

Why American News Annoys Me

I think we, as a country, need to realize what is news… and what is not. Americas Colombian leader says Mexicans helped rebels Bolivians sue ex-president in U.S. over deaths Thousands flee erupting Colombian volcano Naomi Campbell turned down for blood drive (for anyone who didn’t pick up on it… Naomi Campbell not being allowed to donate blood is not newsworthy. I’m not...

Apr 16th

Apr 15th

Late-Night Ponderings

I always find it strange that the big questions in life always seem to be discussed at night. Something about the end of the day always makes us wonder: Who are we? Why are we here? How are we going to fix the problems handed down to us by the previous generation. But then again, sometimes late-night questions take a different turn: me: do you think it would be hazardous to wear christmas lights...

Apr 2nd

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Mar 25th

lolwhiteboard

Kim and I have been looking at way too many lolcats… as is evident from our whiteboard messages to each other: Kim: Iz be in zee lib. It is my new homes. Me: IM IN UR LIBRARY PWNING TEH BOOKS

Mar 25th

Mar 14th

I love looking for jobs

Here are some job announcements that tickled me pink: Now Hiring Cream of the Crop Parking Lot Attendant Not So Lucky At Work? If Not, Call Guardsmark! No Experience Necessary! Shake Off The Winter Blues With A Fresh New Career! Quaker-Steak & Lube Now Hiring - All Pittsburgh Locations

Mar 14th

Mar 3rd

naptime

The Health Center told me that the perscription I needed for my fever wasn’t more cowbell… it was actually Amoxicillin. Yay sinus infection. Gene Frenkle: Can I just say one thing? Bruce Dickinson: Say it, baby. Say it. Gene Frenkle: I’m standing here, staring at Bruce Dickinson! Bruce Dickinson: The cock of the walk, baby! Gene Frenkle: And if Bruce Dickinson wants more...

Feb 29th

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Overheard

Well, They Are Crackers Dark-skinned immigrant: I had oral sex with two white women. My first time with white women. Friend: How was it? Dark-skinned immigrant: Ummm… Salty. —Supreme Court, BronxBut All You Have Are Seven Cats and a Yarn Collection! Grandmother: I had to write you out of my will. 10-year-old grandson: What? Why? Grandmother: You never called. I can’t give you...

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Jan 11th

5-Year High School Reunion?

About 2 months ago, my flatmates brought up the fact that our first High School Reunion is coming up. When they asked if I would be going to mine, I wasn’t sure. After being home for a bit, I think I’ve decided no. Why? Well… mostly because I just effectively HAD a high school reunion a few days ago. Real, albeit informal. My group of 7 friends hit up one of the two bars in our...

Jan 10th